Funny: but Not Really

Ashok liked a girl, But was too scared to tell her. The problem is girl did not know who Ashok is. I was sent as an intermediary to tell her that Ashok likes her. Ashok was with few of friends when this girl was also walking by. I decided to introduce Ashok now. I told Ashok to raise his hand when I point my hand towards him so that the girl knows who you are. After that what happened I don't know, but few months later the girl came and asked me if Ashok really liked me or not.

People used to think that whoever standing inside the University library during evening time will soon become an IAS or IPS officer. Lot of my friends already have become. Lot of time is spent at the library in preparation. A friend of mine was writing the Civil Service Exam to become an IAS/ IPS officer. We used to take advantage of this and sneak to football matches at the nearby football stadium. I used to go and tell the poor Cops that we want to see the match. The policeman refuses. Then I tell him that My friend will be soon be an IPS officer. The policeman's attitude changes, he starts respecting us and lets us in. He tells me to ask my friend to get him a promotion. Sometime they have bought us snacks also besides letting us in to the ground.

A conductor once gave me balance in 1 rupee coins when I gave him 10 Rupess for a ticket. I asked him if I can 2 rupee notes which he was having in his hand. He shouted at me.I decided to take revenge on him. I started collecting 5 paise coins from that onwards. When I had enough coins( around 50). I got in the bus asked this same conductor for a ticket for 2.50 rupees. I gave him all the 50 coins. He asked me if I had notes. I said I had but I am not going to give to you. The people in the bus had a good laugh.

I got into a bus around 7 KM from my home. I have get down at a particular stop and walk for 1 KM to reach home. But due to some traffic problem the bus has to take some diversion. The Driver did not know the way. So I tool the responsibility of guiding the Driver. I told him the right way but made sure it will go in front of my house. To my my neighbour's shock they could see a KSRTC bus dropping me in front of the house.

My neighbour learned to drive a scooter. So he decided to try his luck in driving through the city. A policeman tried to stop him for jumping the signal. He hit the policeman and carried him on the front bumper. Finally he was forced to stop because of a hole dug by Telecom department for some urgent works. He applied the brake and the policeman fell in the hole. The policeman with great difficulty got out of the hole and screamed at my neighbour. But he got away as he was also working for the Police department.

During one of the exams A friend of mine has completed answering the questions well before the time. Poor guy what did he do? he decided to verify the answers by checking with the text book. He was caught for copying and his marks were made zero.

An SFI convention was arranged in Trivandrum. lot of Delegates came from various states. One delegate from Bengal asked an SFI leader from kerala ' Are there any Open Universities in Trivandrum' SFI leader's reply 'No No everything closes at 5 PM

My friends had written the script for a drama. A father( priest) was main lead. The priest had an assistant as well. The drama got lot of accolades. At a particular function without any notice they were asked to play the drama. Father did not have a gown and he had to wear a pants and shirt .The script was changed slightly to handle this Father asks the assistant where is his gown Assistant : I have washed it and it is not dry. This took care of that Embarrassment.

The weighing machine in railway station gives a message along with the weight. A classmate of mine bit heavy stood on the machine. The machine took a while to understand what was happening. It gave out a Ticket ' Two persons cannot stand at a time'. Seeing this a Light weighted friend of mine stood on the machine. This time the message ' Atleast some one should stand'