Mean But Comical: What do u think?

English Vinod is famous for his English. He was standing in front of University college. A foreigner asked him the way to the University Office which is few blocks away. English had difficulty in telling him they way in his English. So he took hold of the foreigner's hand and dragged him to university office. Pointing the finger to the building he said' University Office'

I had just completed my Cobol exam during my mainframe course. I was waiting for my next exam and was reviewing the lessons. I needed to go to the Loo urgently. I just walked into one of the bathrooms and then came out after using the Loo. As I coming out a a girl college of mine asked me what I am doing in ladies bathroom. At this point I realised that I had gone to the wrong place. Thank god no one screamed when I walked into ladies loo.

I was interviewing people during the Inter-collegiate festival for my magazine. I was told that Getha Krishanan had won the Mrithamgam completion. So I was waiting for a beautiful girl to turn up for the interview. To my surprise Getha krishan was a boy.

During one of the class exams a friend of mine who was has got a very good handwriting and writing with black ink gave her papers to me for copying. I was writing with blue ink. Around 20 mins in to photocopying, The Examiner( Survey Teacher) came to my desk. She had a look the answer sheet and started asking me questions.' Why you are writing with different inks' I said my black ink got over so I am using blue ink.' Why you have got 2 hand writing' I looked at my watch and said. Initially I was writing with more care and then I realised that I am running out of time, So I started writing a bit faster. This is the reason why you could see 2 different sets of handwriting. I could see my friend standing on the side of me shivering when I was answering the questions from the examiner. The Examiner seems to be convinced and walked away.

Once I crawled out of my class on my knees so the lecturer will not see. As as I was out of the class I could see 2 legs in front of me. I looked up saw the Head of Department standing there. I continued to crawl round his legs ignoring him. He pulled me up and put me back in the class.

We have to take a staff member with us during the All India tour. So the staff member joined us with his wife. His wife's Hindi was not good. She went to buy shirts for her nephew in Delhi. Her nephew was 5 years old. She went to the shop and said 'Panch Baje ke lye shirt chahiye( I need a shirt for 5 o'clock) instead of saying 'Panch saal ke baache ke liye ek shirt chahiye'( I need a shirt for a 5 year old). We could not control our laughter nor the confused shopkeeper.

A person who is six feet need a pant. What type of pant he needs a full length. So he bought a full length pant from a shop in Delhi. He put on his pant when he went to a beach in Goa. To his surprise the pant literally shrunk in front of him to be a half pant when he touched sea water

A friend of mine was walking from Palayalam to Bakery junction. A herd of Buffalo was walking in front of him. As he was trying to over take the buffalo. A buffalo flipped it tail and hit Rajesh right on his face. May be Rajesh has not seen the No-over taking sign on the road

Anil and Pradeep are very good friends, But they also keep fighting. One day Anil got bloody drunk.I was there to help Anil reach home. We were walking to the main road to get an Auto. An Auto was passing by and a Girl in the Auto waved at Us. Pradeep waved back. That was enough for Anil. A argument broke out between Anil and Pradeep. Anil was insisting that the girl in the Auto was his wife and Pradeep waved at her. Pradeep was arguing the girl was one of his friends. The argument was sorted out by giving a call to Anil's house. But the whole incident was to wind up Pradeep who can be annoyed very easily.

A friend of mine's Dad was working in FOREST DEPARTMENT. In front of his house a Name board says' XXXX, FOREST DEPARTMENT. He regularly bunks office and stay at home. So One day I decided to change it to XXXX, REST DEPARTMENT. He got annoyed on seeing this. But he got the message. He was less seen at Home during office hours

This is not the work of Kaalidasan. We decided to make a small tent. For this a main pole was needed. We decided to cut a tree from the nearby central jail compound. We choose the wrong place and wrong tree as well. We cut a tree on which the jail wardens were sitting. They came down with tumble and we ended up in their hands.