Saturday, September 02, 2006

Buoy is still Floating

Disclaimer: All the characters are fictitious and have no relationship to any one in dead or alive.
The Buoy stuck Jagayar Martinology Solutions(JMS) like a bolt from blue. A crisis meeting was organised at JMS on August 28th 500 light years. Tipu Next was asked to attend the meeting. The Spin doctors who attended the meeting are Nippon Aravli, Oriya Gowda, Pram Kumar and Someone called 'High Command' ('Next Level People')
The agenda for the meeting
'Oh Buoy, Why the Cricket Match was leaked to press and We want our Buoy back and Why we did not win any medals in the JMS games'
'High Command' was the Chair for the meeting. Nippon Aravli was eyeing for that chair and Pram Kumar as usual has already tipped of the 'High Command' "keep an eye on Nippon Aravli;He is after your chair." Tipu Next only realised this when 'High Command' went out of the room for an Urgent Phone Call carrying the Chair along with him.
Nippon Aravali wanted an explanation why Tipu Next wrote the story. Tipu told that he was writing the Specifications for a project and ended up as a Buoy. Nippon Aravali was satisfied with the explanation. He praised Tipu for following JMS's standards. Pram Kumar wanted to know which project it was. Tipu said it was one of the Shipping project and it is not your problem. Pram wanted to know Why Tipu has written that he can only speak one word 'Not guilty'. Tipu blamed the Spell Checker. Nippon and 'High Command' were happy with the reasons. They summed up saying that Tipu you can become a Manager in JMS as you are not willing to take up responsibilities and also good in blaming others.
Oriya Gowda was unhappy with Tipu. He told Tipu that 'Hurricane Katrina hit the Buoy' was not a reason he has told. Tipu said the neighbour's Kid was was born when 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans. So they named the kid as 'Hurricane Katrina'. It was she who hit one of the Buoys in front of my house with a Sling. As Oriya Gowda started to talk Nippon Aravli and Pram Kumar said that is enough of that Topic. Oriya Gowda was basically asked to shut up.
'High Command' said let us move on. He wanted to know from Nippon and Pram Kumar why the Cricket rules were changed when there is already a Standard set of Rules. Pram Kumar said 'Not guilty'. Tipu could not control is Laughter. Oriya Gowda was looking as though he was bitten by a Bunch of Wasp. Nippon said the Rules of Cricket was changed because there was a tight deadline and make the match difficult. This way there will be more Bugs and all the Support work will come to JMS. 'High Command' said that what we do for Projects. But that is not the reason for Changing the rules of an internal Cricket Match. You are promoting your Personal agenda and not following the Company guidelines. Nippon was surprised ' He was seen Muttering to Himself How this fellow knows about it'. Nippon angrily looked at Pram Kumar.
Things tooks a while to settle down. In the mean time 'High Command' and Pram Kumar were busy having another internal discussion in their local language. The way they were discussing;It looked like they were talking about passing a UN resolution for solving the Lebanon problem. Tipu was bit amused and was drawing pictures. Pram Kumar wanted to Know from Tipu why he is called Hubble Telescope. Tipu said ' Just like Hubble telescope looks for new information from Space and pass it to command centre; You also do the same thing' Pram Kumar was not amused but Nippon and Oriya Gowda's faces brightened.
The meeting's most important topic 'Should Tipu return the Buoy' was taken for discussion. Tipu was asked for reasons for keeping the Buoy. Tipu said Since Katrina hit it. It was damaged. Tipu wanted some extra incentive to return it. 'High Command' did some calculations like Moldar = Length of M25* Number of Speed cameras /Amount of rain that fell in Aravali for the last 10 years. An Amount was calculated for letting Tipu keep the Buoy and the revenue to the Company. 'Next Level People' decided that JMS will bury the Buoy for next 100 light years and then return it Tipu. Tipu was bit amused by it. What a middle management. The concept is we do not have the authority to do anybody any good, but we will make sure that good things will not reach anybody.
The Last Topic was taken up 'Why we did not win any medals in the JMS games'. A cold war was developing between Nippon and 'High Command' as Nippon kept glancing at High Command's chair. Nippon Aravli and Pram Kumar reason 'Why we did not win any medals in the JMS games' is because there is no game worth for us to win a medal. Tipu said next year we should include musical Chairs or pull someone off from the chair. This medal definitely will be won by Nippon Aravli and Pram Kumar. 'High Command' said we cannot have that game; still holding on to his chair.
Tipu left the meeting as an argument was still going between the 'Next Level People'.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

another masterpiece... When is the 3rd part coming?

High Command should hire black cats to protect that chair ;)

Anonymous said...

I would like to see more chareters pitching in ur 3rd part.. It would make interesting reading.....

Some suspense...

Well I leave it to you to guess whose comments these are.......

Anonymous said...

interesting but not as funny as the original....

should add a few more characters to make it more interesting and the last bit should leave the reader anticipating for more....

Guess who?